Happy Deepavali!

The Festival of Lights is here.

May it brighten your life with the colours you want.

In case you are:

1. Away from home

2. With lousy room-mates who order pizza and puke in the balcony

3. At work

4. Keeping 'image' at relative's place

5. Acting all 'I don't celebrate coz people in Iraq are dying'

6. Or watching the cricket match

7. On the internet reading this blog

GET OUT. GET A LIFE. YOU STILL HAVE TWO DAYS.

And while you are at it check out the latest state-of-the-art ammo. Available at your local pandal:

The 8 MM Karan Johar desinged Sivakasi manufactured self-loading lethal PINK handgun. Comes with a standard issue magazine. Custom made for those GAY yet EVIL villains from those 70s Bond movies. Get one. Elevate yourself to Metrosexuality.

If you are the de-glam yet sinister types, you can consider the rather innocuous looking 'LETTER BOMB', addressed to Naragasuran of Hell! Perfect gift for your project manager.

PS: Read the fine-print. Patent Pending. So dontcha try to make a cheap fake

This year's commemorative issue is the Peacock Bomb. Brand ambassador is hold your breath - the Fuhrer!

A neo-Nazi creation this must have been smuggled all the way from Dusseldorf. The Fuhrer must be mighty pleased that Dravidians are finally giving him his due place!