Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Saturday morning fever




Career Inventory Test Results





















Extroversion53%
Emotional Stability56%
Orderliness40%
Altruism56%
Inquisitiveness56%




You are an Idealist, possible professions include - information-graphics designer, college professor, researcher, legal mediator, social worker, holistic health practitioner, occupational therapist, diversity manager, human resource development specialist, employment development specialist, minister/priest/rabbi, missionary, psychologist, writer




Expected. I am not doing what I'm supposed to be doing although I don't think I'll ever enjoy doing what I'm supposed to be doing because it sure wouldn't pay me as much as what I'm getting paid to do what I'm doing now (which is less that what I expect I must be paid)






Global Personality Test Results
Stability (63%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness (36%) moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion (53%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being assertive and social and being withdrawn and solitary.
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In short, its called MPD. Fuck.



And I'm a Bitch also



Who happens to come across as an Easy Rider boss at office...




But is actually a son-of-a-bitch types nut.

Finally... at 26 I get this.



I NEED DOPE. NOT DING.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

JAWS - I

So I've been killing time at work, trying my hand at BVN challenging new art form. Needless to say, the results are not impressive.

I'd love to upload my creation to be critiqueued by a full 3 people who do not read this blog, but alas this time its the network. Yes, atleast someone is doing his job in my company switching off the upload/download facility from office. Damn!

So I did the next best thing. To read my own blog and feel happy. And since it was not egotistically satisfying, I went a step ahead and did the unthinkable. I did a BVN.

I put my blog through the readability scalpel. Here's what happened...



cash advance


Muhahahah! I - the LONE reader of this blog am now HAPPY :)

Ok....things are happening at work....let me get back..

PS: Oh yeah, JAWS stands for Jobless At Work Series.....